Tiny hands can find their way under skirts easier, boasts Trump

Trump's biggest problem - aside from being a racist, xenophobic, insecure, mean-spirited, ignorant, misogynistic, infantile, petulant little man-baby with extraordinarily tiny hands (I really noticed them that first debate. I mean, his fingers are shorter than his palms! Look at your hands. Are your fingers shorter than your palms? No! Because you're normal, lol.) - is that he cannot seem to resist hiring vapid, empty-headed, blonde pretty-girls to speak for him publicly. I'm not saying or implying that all blonde-haired pretty-girls are vapid and empty-headed. Just the ones he favors hiring.

What's that you're about to say, Dumpster? Starts with an F...

"Trump: win, lose or draw, I will be happy," the news ticker on CNN stated. Thing is, Dump, most of us don't want you to be happy. Most of us know with certainty that you are the very last person who deserves happiness. You are an evil man, Dumpster, a petty, vicious, spiteful, little man-baby who is the very definition of sociopath, who has made it plain that the only happiness with which you're concerned is your own. Again, the very definition of a sociopath. And while I admit that your low cunning has brought you to the realization that you can appeal to Man's baser motivations (i.e., fear, xenophobia, hate, misogyny, pettiness and greed) to further your own ends, what you have done for the thinkers among us is to make us more acutely aware of how much further we have to go in order to thwart despicable monsters like yourself.

Eww.....is this for real? This is sick. I mean this from the very bottom of my soul: If you believe Hillary deleting some emails somehow equates, or even bigger fishes, Trump's crotch grabbing and sexual assault, you're morally bankrupt and should be banned from voting altogether. You're just a bad person. If there is a Hell, you will certainly wind up there, without doubt. And if there is no Hell and you end up voting for Trump anyway, there is no justice in the universe. He is a BAD person, philosophically, intellectually, personally, and fundamentally. Sure, Clinton is a liar - as are literally ALL politicians - because no one, not a soul gets to that level of power without having fucked a few people over. But she isn't a rapist, to my knowledge. She isn't a pedophile, a philanderer, a grossly insecure, egomaniacal man-baby. Nor is she openly racist, nor is she xenophobic (for you Trump dummies, that means fear of anyone who "ain't lahk you..."), nor is she misogynistic, nor is she wholly insensitive to...well, every goddamn thing he disregards. The Dumpster cares about no one but The Dumpster. It is so painfully obvious that I cannot help but doubt your mental grasp on reality if that isn't also exceedingly plain to you. But go ahead and vote for that bombastic fool. If he's elected, you will get precisely what you deserve. P.S. Please, I beg of you, if "big, scary words" such as 'bombastic' and 'fundamentally' intimidate you, feel free to do a quick Internet/Google search of the terms. We smart liberals didn't go through all the trouble of making literally ALL available human knowledge accessible to your very fingertips for nothing...fucking ingrates. All politicians lie, and they get away with it. Anyone who pays even the slightest attention to politics can pick that up in just a few short moments on the evening news, and anyone who acts like it's something new or something that just cannot be tolerated is delusional. As distasteful as that is, we have unfortunately learned to live with it and, if not accept it necessarily, at least deal with it. But liars do not necessarily make bad leaders. Few can argue the advantages Americans enjoyed during the first Clinton administration, and we all know he was a liar. No, if you want to go after a true liar and criminal, why isn't George W. Bush in jail? He lied about WMD's and bogged us down in the longest war in our nation's history! Conservatives are quick to say, "Well, he really believed Hussein did have WMD's." No he didn't. And they know he didn't. He wanted to stimulate the Military Industrial Complex and the billions he and his daddy - and his VP - could make fueling that war.
No, what makes a poor leader is poor judgment, poor temperament, and a blatant disregard for anyone who thinks or believes differently from he or she. What makes a fascist leader is someone who threatens to silence the press, as you have done repeatedly, Dumpster. What makes a dictator is someone who would jail - or even kill - his or her opposition once he or she has reached power, which you have threatened to do. People who would vote for such a man for the highest political office in the world are either woefully ignorant of facts, history and basic ethical principles, or are so steeped in right wing religious dogma that they literally cannot see beyond it . . . or they're simply evil. They may not even know they're evil - few people believe they're actually evil, even those African dictators in the Congo and elsewhere who torture and castrate anyone even suspected of opposing them. Most people in that vein believe that what they're doing is right and good, or at least they are very good at convincing themselves that that is the case.

 Trump is an evil man, plain and simple. A truly ugly man, both inside and out. And I sincerely believe he knows it, which is likely part of the reason he is the way he is. But I don't think he believes he is evil - indeed, he has convinced himself, or he would like us to believe at least, that literally every single thing he does is deliberate, great, and without flaw in result or execution. Again, he is a textbook sociopath who, if he single-handedly launched World War III, could easily convince himself of the righteousness of his actions and the perfection of his plans, and try heartily to make everyone love him still - which is notable in particular, because he spends such an inordinate amount of time telling everyone how great he is, how great his business is, how successful he is, how many beautiful women he's slept with, how flawless he is in general, that it all just screams of his crippling insecurity. Maybe it all stems from those tiny little hands . . . and that other tiny appendage generally associated with short fingers and small hands. Who knows? Who actually cares, at this point? He has hit the self-destruct button on his Oval Office designs (thank all the gods throughout time), sabotaged any chance he might have had for a political career in the future (let us hope), all because he could not stop being Trump long enough for Trump to win. He is his own worst enemy, but he literally cannot stop himself. His insecurity simply won't allow for it.

Update: I regretfully, woefully, and tragically must eat my words. Ignorant Americans got just what they deserved. Good luck with that. I'm moving to Canada.